Lemons and bigly melons
Sometimes hot chicks are bitches. They are consumed by their hotness and their knowledge that they can be as bitchy, high-maintenance and demanding as they want to be because they are, well, hot. We know plenty of guys who can overlook an annoying woman if her smokin’ bod and sexy face outweigh her ability to grate on the nerves. But every now and again there is a glitch in the hot-girl gene pool and you get a girl like Brandy Talore. Brandy is hot AND a real, genuine sweetie. She is the kind of girl who will make you lemonade on a hot day AND fuck you. Or rather, she will offer up her bounteous jugs and her sweet snatch and tell you to fuck her. So take our advice, if you come across a juggtastic chick and she just so happens to be a nice girl, hold on to her. Chicks like this are a dying breed.