Yep, pretty brunette chick Alex Coal jacks a dick for a job, that much is truer than true. And after watching the full-length video of Alex Coal jacking a dick, I was left wondering how in the name of some higher power do these things never happen to me? Like, am I’m not living right or just what is the issue?

So, this is where I was at, when I went to bed, and when I woke up in the morning, I was still there. Still fixated, in my mind, on the circumstances that led to Alex Coal jacking a dick whilst applying for a job. I must say, I fear that I’m not going to ever be able to get past having to watch the Alex Coal handjob video without a therapy session or two. Oh my…