This isn’t the usual sort of casting couch scene but the premise is not that far off. Confused? Well, I’m here to explain it all for you so just bear with me while I get this post headed in the right direction.

Okay, after taking a pause to clear my head, I think it is safe to say that this post is now going in the right direction. And, if you’re wondering how I would know that, then I ask you to have a look around to see if you can find a link to watch Rory Knox jerking a dick to land a job. If you have, then it’s safe to assume that the correct course has been set. Voila!