“Allow me to introduce you all to the delightful, Lady Ava,” narrates the not-so-innocent tone of a website titled ‘Pornmegaload‘. This isn’t your typical tea and crumpet granny though, oh no. “A voluptuously well-endowed dame in her sunset years, Lady Ava is a mother, a grandmother, and a voracious lover,” it doesn’t shy away from revealing. The website goes on to provide a hyperlink that helps curious readers get up close and personal with this sexy sixty-year-old from Leicestershire, UK.

Lady Ava divulges into what her ideal day would look like, starting with an early morning breakfast in her lovely garden. “Walking the dog, dishing with my pals over lunch, then catching a train to London to take in a show and enjoy an exquisite meal before capping off the evening at a swanky five-star hotel,” she continues. But then the website’s vivid narration turns a tad salacious, suggesting perhaps her day could be delectably fun-filled if she was to entertain herself with her hunky neighbor, who just so happens to be 32 years her junior!

Unsurprisingly, Lady Ava concurs with delightful gusto. Her adventurous nature shines through as she details the dress she’s chosen for this scandalously exciting occasion: A tight-fitting red number that flaunts her curves and generously ample bosom. Talk about making a statement! But Ava’s hospitality goes beyond her flattering wardrobe choices. No warm pies or casseroles; instead, she serves up something much racier. The site discloses that Ava is not just any swinger, but one that enjoys group activities involving both men and women. One of her fantasies? To be worshipped by a group of eager women while a man watches and then joins in. It’s clear that Ava’s new neighbor will have to prepare himself for some tantalizing and wild late-night parties. The question remains: Will Ava extend an invitation to him for one of these naughty albeit thrilling soirées?